The Penis Surprise

I Gave a lecture today, and as a policy I always try to sneak a Nasty Penis picture into every presentation. I always spring it when people least suspect, like right in the middle of a series of slides depicting all the images of the FAST exam. This picture of circumate balanitis (for those who wish to know) was the one I snuck in today. Just as I moved from ACute mountain sickness with High Altitude Pulmanary Edema and transitioned to High Altitude Cerebral Edema, I flashed the picture. I should start offering bonus points for the first person to name the various penis pathologies.